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Send Ah Kong (lyric & Sing along)

I found another production by Mr. Brown from Singapore. Its funny man :P Please sing along ya LoL !!!

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There’s a place Batuk Bahar
where the old folks can roam free
and this place very cheap
got many palm trees…

work whole life in Singapore
but still broke until
teung kor… (dropped pant)
don’t want you
go and die in another country…

When its time to mati(die)
to pay ninety cents for a kopi
send your dad and mum
they have chewing gum…

send ah kong…
find budget old folks home..
health minister say got discount
across causeway

since all really dying
may as well make space for the living
Singapore too small
Please go to JB (Johor Bahru)

You may think it is far
Scally bad guys steal your car
lagi worse if drive BM or Honda

dont be scared, not so bad
just don’t stop if tired flat
there’s no jam
if you choose to go on weekends

when you, go to Johor
you can also do some shopping
seafood cheap and fresh
you can save some cash

Send ah kong…
move to a bigger place
health minister say that malaysia boleh
they got pirate movies
and power tongkat ali
why choose Singapore
better go JB

Send ah kong… if he kana sick
health minister say ambulance on the way
gahment very caring
just an option they are sharing
Singapore loves you
grow old in JB…

gahment very caring
just an option they are sharing
Singapore loves you
grow old in JB…

For you and for me
Got no ERP
Its cheaper you see
Go die in JB
and for your Children…

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4 Responses to "Send Ah Kong (lyric & Sing along)"

  1. Marvin Lee says:

    Haha.. Nice one! Singaporeans go JB, Malaysians go where?

    Archie Reply:

    malaysians go Indonesians LoL

  2. jboy says:

    … jb is good, that’s why even Mas Selamat preferred here to sell his ramlee burger…

    Archie Reply:

    hahaha! i miss the burger in taman sri putri…

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