The 6 most Enjoyable & Fantastic Malaysian Jokes

Joke 1
Pak Lah, Najib and Samy V were patrolling in a helicopter Samy:’if I drop a thousand-note from here, the person that picks it up must be very happy’
Najib:’if I throw 2 five hundred-notes down, it will make 2 person happy’
Pak Lah:’if I drop 10 one hundred-note, there will be 10 happy person’
The pilot murmuring to himself:’why don’t all of you just jump down from here, that makes 21 million persons happy’.

Joke 2
Samy V wish to enhance his reputation by publishing 1 series of stamps with his portraits
1 month after the launch, Samy surveys about its sales – Post Office Chief:’not bad… but quite number of complains that the glue is not strong enough’
Samy:’really…?’ he spit at the back of the stamp and stick the stamp on an envelope ‘the glue is ok’
Post Office Chief: ‘but… every one spits on the face of the stamp ….’

Joke 3
Midnight, Najib went for supper and bump into a robber: ‘give me all your money!!’
Najib was very angry:’I am the honorable Deputy Prime Minister! Better behave yourself’
Robber:’ well, then … return all my money’

Joke 4
One fine day, PM and parliament members were on the way to a meeting where they all crashed into an accident and being rushed to the hospital. The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head ‘we have done our best to rescue the PM but …’
Reporters:’how about Najib?’
Doctor:’we were unable to rescue him either …’
Reporters:’who have you saved?’
The doctor was exicted:’Malaysia is saved (has a hope) now’

Joke 5
Samy V visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients hurray for him but there is one patient who ignored Samy

Samy:’why is he not well coming my arrival?’
‘he is normal (not insane) today’ say the doctor

Joke 6
Samy V had an accident when he was on his way to a village for election campaign
A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead.
He buried all the passengers (politicians).
Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer and asked where all the politicians were,’have they all died?’
Farmer:’ hmmm, Samy was screaming that he is still alive when I bury him ….’
Police’ why you buried him anyway?’
Farmer ‘because Samy never tells the truth’.

6 weeks 6 months 6 years

Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

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Back from Work:

6 weeks : Honey, I’m home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

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Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.

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Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

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Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

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Apology:

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don’t you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don’t do it again.
6 years : What’s not to understand about what I just said??

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New Dress:

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

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Planning for Vacations:

6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What’s so bad about going to India on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???

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TV:

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself

Bruce Willis is taking legal action against Malaysian…

Wagamama with Uncle John…

I cant remember when was that, but I do really enjoy with the food. Its look like a DimSum LoL… I think it quite a healthy food to consume. Oh ya, I wish to have this again Uncle John! LoL… Don’t forget to invite me again ya LoL… (Hint2)

 

I ate a lot that nite, and I forgot about my diet plan LoL!!! Actually this is my first time to have dinner at Wagamama. I feel like wanted to go again with my brother. Of course, is my brother treat. Kekeke!!! I am sure he will forget about his diet plan and the products that he bought from Cosway which is the best fat burners products will become the best fat gainers products. LoL!!! Anyway, I think I will bring my parents to try out the food there. They might like it

UTM visit…

I think it was on monday 17th November at noon time before they sent me to the Senai airport as I was about to go back to KK, we managed to visit our former University which is Universiti Teknologi Malaysia, Skudai. During our way into the campus, we saw the security guards at the main entrance which we already planned what we gonna say to the security guards “Encik, Kami nak jumpa Adik…”, unfortunately, we feel strange… they didnt event stopped us to ask where were we going, they just allowed us to go in without asking any question. So, we thought the security systems have been improved after for so long didnt visit. Then, we just went straight to the destination that we wish for a long time. I think it has been 5 years I didnt visit this campus.

Oh ya, I think Marvin’s still owe me a lot of nice photo taken as the photo above was taken using my Nokia phone only. Unlike Marvin’s photo… was taken using his new camera so-called NIKON. Hehe… Anyway, I will only show a few photo here. A lot more story to come…

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