Tagged : Find out just how gay you are ?

May 28, 2008 by Archie  
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The Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter has calculated that Archie is 33 percent gay! Find out just how gay you are with the Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter http://www.channel4.com/gayometer

Special tag to 1. Suituapui 2. Cibol 3. Bongkersz 4. Smallville 5. Gurangak 6. Mandarch 7. Melbie 8. Felix 9. Arnold 10. Andrik

Dare to show your result here?
I got this from Ian Tam’s Website

Before and after marriage tips :P

May 28, 2008 by Archie  
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As you know, most of the couples end up with “break” or “divorce” due to some negative circumstances which he or she did not realize where is the problems come from. I share some lessons I’ve surfed on it about marriage or couples tips:

1st. Always say SORRY if you are wrong.
2nd. Never forget your anniversary and your partner’s birthday.
3rd. Laugh at each other’s mistakes. We shouldn’t be too serious.
4th. hugs & say “I love you” is not an old fashion to do.
5th. Not a good idea to talk too much when you are angry!!!
6th. Listen & learn not to give solutions all the time.

Just for laughs – Ah Beng

May 28, 2008 by Archie  
Filed under Simple Life

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
‘My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610′

Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng: People consider me as a ‘GOD’
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng: ‘I was watching TV news…’

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for compliment.’

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’

Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: ‘I killed a person’ convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is ‘u will go to jail’

Ah Beng told his servant: ‘Go and water the plants!’
Servant: ‘It’s already raining.’
Ah Beng: ‘So what? Take an umbrella and go.’

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

My Photography Books’ Picks…

May 27, 2008 by Archie  
Filed under Make Money Online, Simple Life

If you want to be a digital artist then you’ll need to be so comfortable using your camera that the exposure controls are second nature to you, so you can focus yourself on composing the scene that you want. This guide tries to get you to that point as quickly as possible. Some otherwise excellent photography guides take ages walking through the basics of exposure before gradually eking out the advanced details. This will never do: you’re a geek and can be dropped in at the deep end.

This guide doesn’t even try and address how to create a composition that qualifies as art, but this one does, and the book Photography and the Art of Seeing goes further.

How Camera lenses are made ?

May 26, 2008 by Archie  
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Okie.. now I know why camera lenses are so expensive… it;s need a lot of process and hard work. I wonder how the people ever even thought about making this and why would they want to do it in a very difficult way… I never knew it could take 6 weeks to make a lens like that.

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